Last year, we accurately predicted that shows like Work It, The Playboy Club and Pan Am would flop. We didn’t understand the appeal of Revenge (that has since changed) and doubted Whitney (that will NEVER change), but we can begrudgingly admit that we were wrong and they’ve both successfully secured a second season. The following new shows are a mix of those we want to see cancelled immediately and those we don’t think have a chance in hell of making it past an episode or two. Two things of note: NBC clearly failed to impress us and yes, Chicago Fire and Elementary are considered picks to win and fail. We’re fickle like that.
“I want to like this one because of the love affair I began with Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing on Friends, but his last attempt Mr. Sunshine didn’t work out. Here’s hoping Perry can make his comeback, but I don’t think this is it, (here’s hoping!)” – kris10alyse
Premieres on NBC, September 11th (Tuesday) @ 9/8c
“Being toted as a “House-esqe + monkey” does not sound like a winner to me. This added to the fact that people know it solely as “that one show NBC showed after the Olympics instead of Muse and The Who” will equal very low ratings in my book.”- emilymorita
“With every annoying Animal Practice commercial interrupting the Olympic coverage (including their Gabby Douglas/gymnastic monkey commercial gaffe), I started to hate this show a little bit more. I’m hoping the rest of America agrees with me on this one.” -nmnelson
“The one with the monkey. The one that interrupted the Olympics’ Closing Ceremony. Yeah, good luck, show. You’re going to need it.” – saidhayley
“I love Justin Kirk (Andy Botwin, Weeds). He’s funny, quirky even. Coupling all that quirk with Annie’s Boobs was a cute idea, but not quite enough to convince me that this show wont’ end up being a mark on Kirk’s record as well as another bad decision to go along with all the other bad decisions NBC seems to enjoy making.” – nicolewritenow
Premieres on NBC, September 26th (Wednesday) @ 8/7c
Premieres on NBC, Winter 2013 (Sundays)
“Yes, this is a Dick Wolf show and those tend to have some longevity. However, this is also NBC. They have a special talent for making me fall in love a show and then cancelling it after one season. After after they cancelled my faves Trauma and Mercy, I’ve learned not to grow too attached to anything.” -nmnelson
Premieres on NBC, October 10th (Wednesday) @ 10/9c
“I like Jordan Spiro and I thought this could be a good pick for fall. But I thought it would be a comedy…not so much.” - kris10alyse
Premieres on FOX, September 17th (Monday) @ 9/8c
“It seems that CBS wants to compete with BBC’s award-winning Sherlock by adding a few twists of their own: modern setting! A female Watson! I’ll have to agree with the Brits on this one: let’s keep it classy, with a few modern twists. There’s nothing worse than having an adapting so different from the original that the only thing that remains the same as the original are the names.” – emilymorita
“CBS has essentially taken the entire concept of BBC’s Sherlock (complete with modern retelling and snarky lead), imported it to New York City, and changed the affable John Watson to eye-rolling Lucy Liu. I just dislike this on principle. Maybe it will be good. Maybe what we really, really need is another “unorthodox” pairing of a male and female crime-fighting team. Maybe.” – saidhayley
Premieres on CBS, September 27th (Thursday) @ 10/9c
“This show is being marketed as “a modern-day romantic love story with a procedural twist.” Plus a beast? And of a course a pretty girl who is both a braniac and a bad ass. Of course. I can’t run away from this show fast enough.” – saidhayley
“When Beauty and the Beast was a TV show in the late 80s, it did well, we’re talking cult classic status. This won’t be like that. This will fail. The only saving grace is that it will fail on a network where shows like this are expected.” – nicolewritenow
Premieres on The CW, October 11th (Thursday) @ 9/8c
Want to know what shows you should check out? These are our picks for the new fall season.
Last year we gave you our top nine picks for the fall season. We got a few right (The New Girl, Homeland, Once Upon a Time), and a few very, very wrong (Terra Nova, Alcatrez). This time around, the TVDM family is a little bigger and a year wiser, but we’re still bringing the same conceit that our selections will surely make it safely to a second season.
Here are the new shows we’re 99% positive will live to see syndication. Maybe.
“When J.J. Abrams and Eric Kripke come together on a show, I tend to get excited. I also love post-apocalyptic survival scenarios because they throw the world as we know it out the window and focus on how humanity adapts. Let’s just hope this doesn’t turn into another Lost.” - nmnelson
“Despite J. J. Abram’s rather shaky track record (for every Lost he gives us there’s an Undercovers not far behind), this high concept science-fiction tale about life after the fall of electricity may have what it takes to break through the primetime clutter. I’m expecting a slightly tamer Walking Dead with some added Abrams-esque flair — which sounds pretty spectacular to me.” – saidhayley
Premieres on NBC, September 17th (Monday) @ 10/9c
“I am sucker for two things: shows based in my hometown of Chicago, and any medical/police/emergency services drama. Chicago Fire? Check and check! It even has the adorable Taylor Kinney, from my tragically cancelled paramedic drama Trauma.” – nmnelson
Premieres on NBC, October 10th (Wednesday) @ 10/9c
“With what looks like a hilarious cast, Ryan Murphy (who is hit or miss for me), and the idea that normal is no longer what we all believe it to be, not to mention never existed in the first place, I think this show has a lot of potential.” – kris10alyse
“Ryan Murphy, the genius behind Glee, Nip/Tuck and American Horror Story, has a penchant for creating shows that are both amazing and only similar in that they’re so uniquely different from the project that came before. Couple that with a solid premise and the gorgeous-hilarous hybrid that is Ellen Barkin and I’m sold for at least an episode or two.” – nicolewritenow
Premieres on NBC, September 11th (Tuesday) @ 9:30/8:30c
“Like that scene from What to Expect When You’re Expecting, on replay. Though it has some serious potential.” – kris10alyse
Premieres on NBC, September 26th (Wednesday) @ 8:30/7:30c
“We have Michael Urie (Ugly Betty), David Krumholtz (Numb3rs, Harold and Kumar, Serenity), Sophia Bush (One Tree Hill) and Brandon Routh (Superman Returns, but more importantly, Life is Hot in Cracktown) as four friends who are connected by one bromance. Bush finally gets to step away from the brooding she did for the last three season on OTH, Urie gets to be funny again and Routh as Urie’s boyfriend immediately reminded me of this. Toss all that together, and I have a new comedy to look forward to that will hopefully follow the same longevity as its lead-in, HIMYM.” - nicolewritenow
Premieres on CBS, September 24th (Monday) @ 8:30/7:30c
“Let’s be clear, Sherlock this is not. But I like Lucy Liu, and Jonny Lee Miller, and I’m digging this revival of Sherlock Holmes in the cultural zeitgeist, and I’m curious to see what they come up with.” – nmnelson
Premieres on CBS, September 27th (Thursday) @ 10/9c
“Honestly, I think this show is more in danger of being awful than being canceled. The fan base for the legendary Green Arrow is already built in — though not by the CW’s usually demographic — so all they need to worry about is making this as awesome as it should be. Dark, moody hero equipped with a nasty-looking crossbow? Yes, please!” – saidhayley
Premieres on The CW, October 10th (Wednesday) @ 8/7c
“Another show with singing, yes please. Country singing? Could be even better. Plus Hayden Panettiere (Heroes) as a country star makes sense to me.” – kris10alyse
Premieres on ABC, October 10th (Wednesday) @ 10/9c
“In recent years, ABC has been my go-to network for drama and comedies, so I’m a little apprehensive when they delve outside of those areas (I blame shows like The River). However, this supernatural drama has two stars, Terry O’Quinn (Lost) and Vanessa Williams (Ugly Betty), that have proven to do quite well on this channel. Fingers crossed it’s ‘first season of American Horror Story’ good and not ‘every episode of the Charlies Angels remake’ bad.” – nicolewritenow
Premieres on ABC, September 30th (Sunday) @ 10/9c
“A fun comedy with siblings as the main protagonists. With writers and actors from Community and New Girl, this show is sure to take the best of both and turn it into a hilarious show everyone can laughingly relate to– or wish they couldn’t relate to.” – emilymorita
Premieres on FOX, September 25th (Tuesday) @ 8:30/7:30c
“Mindy Kaling, a writer and actress from The Office starring in her own comedy? I think yes! As her Office episodes have been some of my favorites, I’m positive that this show will go places.” – emilymorita
“I’ll admit, I cheated and watched the first episode of this new series when Fox released the preview. I already know that Mindy as an OB/GYN who believes in all the rom-com BS and just desperately wants to get her life together is the role she was made for, outside of Kelly Kapoor, of course. I will watch faithfully and thank whoever the genius was at Fox who decided this show was the perfect compliment to New Girl. I’m sure NBC will kick themselves for not realizing adorably comedic gold when they see it.” – nicolewritenow
Premieres on FOX, September 25th (Tuesday) @ 9:30/8:30c
“This show is stacked with star power and a thrilling premise that’s not afraid to break out of the snooze-worthy procedural format. Kevin Bacon and James Purefoy (who history nerds like me will recognize from Rome, Camelot, and Vanity Fair) lend their impressive acting chops to this cat-and-mouse crime thriller about an escaped serial killer and his quest for vengeance.” – saidhayley
Premieres on FOX, midseason
Check back next week when we’ll revisit the shows we knew would get cancelled and cover the new shows we hope will have the same fate.
BARBARA ALYN WOODS AND ANTWON TANNER GUEST STAR – Haley (Bethany Joy Galeotti) receives news of a possible tragedy. Dan’s (Paul Johansson) search for Nathan (James Lafferty) leads him back to his dark past. Clay (Robert Buckley) has a breakthrough in his treatment. Brooke (Sophia Bush) and Julian (Austin Nichols) deal with Xavier (guest star Devin McGee). Chase’s (Stephen Colletti) concern for Chuck (guest star Michael May) pushes him to his limits. Shantel VanSanten, Jackson Brundage, Lee Norris, Lisa Goldstein and Tyler Hilton also star. The episode was written by Johnny Richardson and directed by Greg Prange. (Courtesy of cwtv.com)
Previously on One Tree Hill: Last Known Surroundings
- How long can Xavier continue being a blatant creep? I don’t even remember Dan being this boisterous after he’d killed Keith.
- I don’t understand how Clay forgot he had a child (Logan) since that had to happen BEFORE Sara died.
- Why is Tree Hill the base for an eastern European drug/kidnapping syndicate?
- From “Clean Teen” to “Big Brother” to “Fresh Meat”. Hats off to Chase, a true journeyman.
- I see Dan strolling right down Martyrdom Lane. Anyone else?
- Xavier’s “Have a nice day” is incredibly polite…even if it is associated with bad things.
New Jamie Clay’s sonLogan is the best new character.
- “Those suckers are so clutch.” For some reason I found this hilarious.
- Nanny Deb is back…possible reconciliation with Skills in the near future?
- David and Ms. Laurent have somehow been dating…and made a child….and no one knew about it? Why are the writers trying to make Tree Hill seem so big these days?
- Is anyone feeling like this season is overrun with story lines? Sure, it’s the last season and there’s a need to go out with a bang…but all of these little bangs better tie together sooner rather than later.