new girl’s best quotes: halloween

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“Nick, where do you even buy sheets like this? They have the thread count of a paper towel.” – Schmidt

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“I got it, you look like a zombie Woody Allen. These brains are terrible and such small portions.” – Schmidt
“On Christmas, I like to eat Chinese people’s brains, they are the only ones that are open.” – Nick
Zombie Christina Barcelona.” – Jess
“Yeah, I have nothing to add to this.” – Winston

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“I’m gonna be home late tonight guys, so don’t wait up. Cuz I’m going over to Sam’s house to mix his batter. Aw yeah.” – Jess

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“I couldn’t afford my therapist, so I ate his brains. Marx Brothers.” – Winston
::claps::
“That’s the one.” – Schmidt

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“Nice kid, but she can’t draw for crap. I mean she just traced Bugs Bunny.” – Sam

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“Wow, Schmidt, you’ve got so many boots.” – Winston
“You know who doesn’t have a lot of boots? Guys who aren’t getting laid on the reg’.” – Schmidt

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“You’re going as young Abraham Lincoln for Halloween? – Winston
Statistically speaking, every American thinks about Abraham Lincoln at least once a day, and CeCe’s American, so…”- Schmidt

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“What are we looking at here Robbie? Man-to-man, you didn’t want to wear something…I don’t know, a little more form-flattering? I mean, like a pile of towels? The number eight?” – Schmidt

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“Just, uh, keep the pumpkins away from me. OK? I kind of cut myself last Halloween. I mean, not on a knife, I cut myself on the pumpkin.” – Robbie

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“What if tonight is a test? If he shows up wearing a costume, he likes me.” – Jess
“Sound logic.” – Nick
“I know!” – Jess
“Jess…I was kidding!” – Nick

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“Butch it up Axel Foley, Shelby’s coming.” – Schmidt

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“I’m ‘raining cats and dogs’, get it? Reigning, cats and dogs.” – Shelby
“Those stuffed animals are gonna look good on the floor of my bedroom.” – Winston

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“You want to know why I don’t like haunted houses? Because they’re just like relationships. You walk in all confident, and then once you get in it’s not what you thought it was going to be, and it’s scary.” – Nick

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“Those costumes are for Purim!” – Schmidt

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“Do you love your life? Because I’ll tell ya, diabetes doesn’t.” – Schmidt

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“Why do you have a mustache glued on top of your mustache?” – Shelby

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“Plan B was always Matthew McConaughey in Magic Mike.” – Schmidt

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Also, Amelia was played by Maria Thayer (Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

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