new girl’s best quotes: menzies

Previous New Girl quotes: Halloween

“You’re getting your scent all over my pillow. It took me months to get rid of that heavenly curry smell. – Schmidt

———-

“We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.” – Schmidt

———-

“This is some watered-down nonsense! You’re some no good shysters!” – Young Nick

———-

“I like your hat. I like how it’s not a team or a logo; it’s just blue.” – Nick

———-

“He’s like a character in a Judy Blume novel.” – Schmidt

———-

“Why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? This is not how guys of my generation hang out.” – Nick

———-

“Look. I’m a depraved freak, and I want to wander into your Narnia of sexual terror and emerge like a freshly birthed calf.” – Schmidt

———-

Other notables:

Advertisements
Tagged , , , , ,

One thought on “new girl’s best quotes: menzies

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: