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Previous New Girl quotes: Halloween

“You’re getting your scent all over my pillow. It took me months to get rid of that heavenly curry smell. – Schmidt

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“We sold our qualms. We used the profits to buy perfect bodies.” – Schmidt

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“This is some watered-down nonsense! You’re some no good shysters!” – Young Nick

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“I like your hat. I like how it’s not a team or a logo; it’s just blue.” – Nick

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“He’s like a character in a Judy Blume novel.” – Schmidt

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“Why are you cradling me like a baby, friend? This is not how guys of my generation hang out.” – Nick

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“Look. I’m a depraved freak, and I want to wander into your Narnia of sexual terror and emerge like a freshly birthed calf.” – Schmidt

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Other notables:

• Schmidt’s boss, Emma, is played by Carla Gugino (Entourage). She’s no stranger to playing a character who mixes business with pleasure.
• Tran, Nick’s quiet Asian BFF, was played by Ralph Ahn. I’d let him cradle me in a pool of relaxation any day of the week.
• Outside of a few key moments, this was undoubtedly my least favorite episode of the season so far. Why? Probably because when they finally give Winston something that almost resembles its own storyline, he’s getting sympathy PMS….