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fall 2011 tv premiere dates: sept. 26- oct. 2

Last week was simply orgasmic for TV viewers. Community returned, Law and Order SVU showed us a post-Stabler world and 2 Broke Girls‘ Kat Dennings carried an otherwise so-so pilot. This week will be bookended by a medium and a HUGE Sunday, so we’ll remind you of all that before we look at what else comes on this week.

In Case You Missed It: Sunday, September 25th sees the return of Boardwalk Empire, The Good Wife, Family Guy and other reasons to overload your DVR.

Premiering September 26th – October 2nd










Monday (Sept. 26th)


2 Broke Girls (REGULAR TIME @ 7:30pm CST )

Mike & Molly (@ 8:30 pm CST)

The CW:

Gossip Girl (@ 7pm CST)

Hart of Dixie (@ 8pm CST)


Terra Nova (@ 7pm CST)










Wednesday (Sept. 28th)


Suburgatory ( @ 7:30pm CST )

Happy Endings (@ 8:30 pm CST)








Thursday (Sept. 29th)


Private Practice (@ 9pm CST)


How To Be A Gentleman ( @ 7:30pm CST )










(Oct. 2nd )


Hung (@ 9pm CST)

How to Make It In America (@ 9:30pm CST)


Dexter (@ 8pm CST)

Homeland (@ 9pm CST)

Not sure what you want to watch? Check out our picks for what we couldn’t wait to see, what looked too horrible to watch and what will probably be cancelled by the time 2012 rolls around.

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fall 2011: new shows we won’t be watching

We will watch a lot of things and are the first people to admit that sometimes those shows aren’t exactly Emmy-material (*cough* Jersey Shore *cough*). But there are some shows that are so spectacularly senseless we refuse to even give them a one-episode pity view. The blame could fall on shoddy marketing efforts on the show’s behalf or disastrous looking previews. We might even be inclined to dismiss a new show because we don’t like the lead actor/actresses (it has happened and we’re not proud of that, but we have to stand by those petty decisions).

As we’ve covered, there are some fall shows that look great and others that we think won’t make it past the first few episodes, but the shows that made this list we just don’t plan on watching. Ever. Unless they become hits….at which point we’ll offer a formal apology and perhaps even jump on the bandwagon….but we’re confident it won’t come to that….ever.

11 New Shows We Don’t Plan on Watching

Hart of Dixie – The CW
Missing – ABC
Smash – NBC
Unforgettable – CBS
Man Up – ABC
Allen Gregory – Fox
Suburgatory – ABC
Napoleon Dynamite – Fox
A Gifted Man – CBS
H8R –The CW
The Secret Circle – The CW

New Show I Definitely Won’t Watch by Nicole…“H8R”

We’ll start with the name: H8R. In the show’s defense, I probably wouldn’t have liked Hater any better, but text abbreviations have their time and place, and a show title is neither of those. The show plays on our obsession with celebrities. Every day people (just like you and me!) are confronted by the celebrities they hate and during this “confrontation” the celebrity tries to win their “h8r” over. AC Slater…er…sorry…Mario Lopez is the host AND executive producer (I’ll let you do with that whatever you please).

Overall the show looks like something MTV might have thrown on its afternoon programming back when TRL reigned supreme. The celebrities that keep popping up in the promos are Snooki and Kim Kardashian, which works since they are hated by so many people, but I can’t help but feel that it’s going to turn into a tear-fest when these women (and whatever other celebrities this show plans to have) try and win the favor of the fans that hate them. It’s a waste. The people that invest time and energy into hating celebrities are too busy doing that to faithfully watch a show that calls them out on it.

I say all of that to simply say this: the show looks dumb and the name of the show is even dumber. I know the CW sometimes takes a ‘throw it in the air and see if it flies’ approach to programming (Example A: The Beautiful Life) so I’m sure they’re hoping for a hit. Unfortunately for whatever new show that could have had that time slot, they don’t.

New Show I Definitely Won’t Watch by Will…“Hart of Dixie”

I have never been a fan of Rachel Bilson’s acting per se but I don’t mind her just showing up every now and then. But if you’re going to try and sell me on the fact that the girl from those anti-awesome Magnum Ice Cream commercials is headlining the new CW show Hart of Dixie then I hope you have more than a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.

The “big city meets small town” dynamic has been done countless times and I’m not dismissing the show for that sole purpose. I just don’t think Bilson has what it takes to lead the cast and have me setting the DVR to tune in weekly – especially when House is in the same time slot and, possibly, in its final season. Positioning the new show behind a successful show (Gossip Girl) with a similarly targeted demographic is a great strategic move to get some carry-over views.

I think the show will make it through the season and even be picked up for another season on the CW. The hardcore viewers of the network seem to faithfully tune in to their dramas even when sometimes we…uh…they feel a show may have overstayed their welcome. Here’s looking at you OTH.

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