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happy endings’ best quotes: boys II menorah

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“Max is bad at most things he does. I can’t believe I gifted him with my virginity.” – Penny

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“I have always wanted to marry a Jewish guy. They’re, just like, so cool with their leather jackets and their jeans, and their ability to turn jukeboxes on and off by punching them. Okay, I’m just describing The Fonz.” – Penny

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“You will be the hottest mixed race dance crew since Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat. – Penny

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“You saw him cramp up during the Horah and he was nowhere to be found when “Shout” came on. No one could get even the slightest bit louder and at no point could anyone get even at all softer.” – Penny

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“I hear a fiddler on the roof! Let’s raise that roof!” – Max
“No! Don’t raise the roof! Don’t raise the roof, ’cause the roof is on fire! Don’t wanna burn those hands. I’m sure all the doctors in the crowd would agree, am I right?” –  Brad

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“This is the invite? A fake plane ticket for ‘Love Airlines?'” – Dave
“Yeah, check out where she’s sitting. Your cockpit.” – Jane
“She’s your sister…but well done.” – Dave

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“My Lasiks…MY ASICS!” –  Dave

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“I’m gonna need to see your license, registration and proof of penis.” – Jane
“That is outrageous! I’m writing down your vag number.” Brad

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Other notables:

  • In terms of quotes, this episode was pretty much the “Year of Penny.”
  • The Boys II Menorah music video, complete with its very own Fly Girls, was perfection.
  • And in case you’re ever in the mood to watch just the jokes from this episode: Thank you ABC!
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